# Questions Pretending for the purposes of this hypothetical question that “you” are a human, is it more zooey for you to have sex with one dog, or to have sex with a human who has had sex with 3,000 dogs and you would be the first human they were ever with? Will spacefaring, science fiction-level technology coincide with a society that is more respectful of animal personhood and zoosexuality, or is the advancement of human invention anti-correlated to the advancement of demonstrations of diverse empathy? What would be a good ritual to summon a sexy demonic dog? Between a high-definition glistening photo of a red rocket and a high-definition glistening photo of a cookie, which would make an easier 1,000-piece puzzle and which would be more challenging? If dogs categorized the world into elements akin to Fire, Water, Wind, Earth, and Love, would they note those same five elements or would their elements be something different? ## ζ