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Through history, bestiality has at times been seen as a way of
worshiping nature and the gods through connecting sexual energies
with the gods' avatars, their animals. Bestiality has at times
been seen as a vehicle for human performers to display talented
acts of sexuality, fellating the inhuman endowments of donkeys or
putting a tongue where others wouldn't imagine being able to.
Bestiality has at times been seen as an act so unspeakably
perverse that anyone who practiced it was said to have thrown away
their very soul. In today's ethically-minded world, the importance
of bestiality is not a matter of what it proves about the human,
but rather, the importance of bestiality is how it has effected
the animal. If an animal is harmed by a human's lack of sexual
care, this is a bad act; If an animal gets pleasure and relief
from a human's offering of sexual care, this is a good act. The
former unethical, the latter ethical.

Is a human now to be completely left to the wind, though? Some of
us certainly make no objections to being used by a canine flatmate
like their personal toy and having our own needs ignored. But many
humans do want something for themself out of it too: Even when the
animal comes first, we can hope that the human at least sometimes
comes second instead of not at all. If a human orgasms from being
mounted by a dog, they haven't lessened the experience for the
dog, and have gained something for themself.

Some humans may find great pleasure in bringing kink play into the
equation, but rightly wonder whether it will make the partner-of-
greater-legginess uncomfortable. Some kinks, like performing
bondage and flogging upon an animal, are without doubt the
territory of abuse and unethical sexual interactions. But there
are other kinks, like wearing a pup hood while you get mounted,
where there's no real argument to be made that the animal has been
impacted negatively.

Watersports

Consuming urine can be hot for some: One has described their first
time with drinking pee--their own--as feeling like their own mouth
was a urinal; the taste and experience was evocative of the smell
of urinals in a public restroom. In their own continued
experiences, they enjoyed the taste, the way it marked them as
being in an unclean state, and the intimate sexual nature of
peeing on their own person or of having another--a dog--pee on
them. If there is a dog who you are already intimate with, who
doesn't mind you putting your head under them in any other
situation, it may be that they don't mind you putting your head
under them when they take a leak. A less intense entry point may
be picking up the yellow snow made by dogs and having a smell and
a taste, or putting a hand under the path of the dog's stream and
tasting one's own fingers afterwards. But experiencing the stream
directly at one's own face, into one's own mouth, is a very
intimate thing.

Chastity

It's easy to talk about getting pleasure out of cumming, but some
humans have discovered that they can get pleasure out of not
cumming as well. The idea is that when having sex, or when
masturbating, the sex or masturbation is very fun, and the orgasm
is also very fun, but the orgasm cannot be prolonged to minutes or
hours, while the sex or masturbation can be. Chastity play, in
extension, is an act of prolonging the excitement of wanting to
have sexual relief, reveling in the writhing neediness of wanting
to get off. With a partner involved, one may engage in chastity
play by not allowing their own genitals to be excited, but by
using their hands, mouth, and or colon for the sexual excitement
of others, stimulating sexual thoughts and feelings in their own
mind while not giving themself their own sexual relief, prolonging
the intense feeling of want. A dog, while perhaps at times wanting
access to a human's genital organs or expulsions, is not owed
them, and will likely take pleasure enough if offered
alternatives, licking a human's anus rather than their genitals,
having their own genitals licked and handled rather than having
their genitals contacted by the human's genital organs.

Costumes

Oh what fun to be a kitty cat in season with our ears and tails
and a slinking sway in our steps, on the lookout for dogs who can
scratch our itches. Oh what fun to wear a beautiful dress or a
dashing suit, and feel highly attractive as we get down with a
slobbery animal. Costumes can enhance our feelings of playfulness,
heighten our feelings of having charisma to throw around, put us
in the mind of our most sexy selves. Getting to share in those
feelings with a dog is no cause for distress to the dog, so long
as they can find the way into those garments. Dogs make for
wonderful playmates, even if they may not fully realize that sexy
kitten or formal-wear elite are exactly what we were going for.

There are many kinks that do not pair well with animals,
ethically, usually ones that involve violence whether real or
simulated. There are many kinks that are in a grey area: food play
may be inappropriately coercive if it causes a sexual act which
the animal would not have otherwise consented to, but fine if done
as good fun to spice things up between an interspecies couple who
have already established an ongoing playful sexual interest in one
another and cues for enjoyment or disinterest; substance use by
the human may damage the human, but not be of any poor consequence
to the dog so long as the human has not lost touch with reality or
with their morals. And there are many kinks which a human can
easily share in with a dog and cause no harm at all, and through
them elicit new feelings of fun for the interspecies playmates,
such as the human dressing themself up. Navigate these things with
reasonable prediction, and with deference towards the dog's safety
and comfort.

Make those tails wag.

Or, more tactfully put,

Look ye upon a wagging tail and be merry.