# Beginnings “I’m sure you’re wondering why I’ve gathered you all here today OW MY PENIS, MY PENIS IS BEING EATEN BY DEMONS BECAUSE THEY FOUND OUT I VIOLATED THE ZETA PRINCIPLES.” – – – I can tell that zoos camped here. – – – Jillian and I were both in the watchtower, that night that a lot of us first heard about it. Skunk Delta’s voice came out over the radio, “Does anyone know how long we’ve had a goat room for?” Immediately Commander Stipe’s voice appeared on the same band, and said, “Disregard Sierra Delta’s last.” – – – It may not be the smartest to catcall the guards’ horses, but Gosh Almighty if we ain’t havin fun. – – – This is the last dog. ## ζ