The Invention

GUK
Duuuuude, this is a SICK cave painting.

MUHBUH
Thank you, thank you.

GUK
I love the way you kept your fingers TOGETHER before pressing your
hand on the wall.

MUHBUH
Mixin it up, you know?

Gohgok enters, running.

GOHGOK
Guys! Guys!

Guk and Muhbuh sigh.

MUHBUH
Hey Gohgok.

Gohgok shows Guk and Muhbuh what he has in his hands. He has FIRE
in his hands, like, a stick on fire, or a bunch of sticks, or some
type of fire.

GOHGOK
Look!

GUK (grossed out:)
Yugh.

MUHBUH
Why are you HOLDING that?

GOHGOK (very excited:)
I invented FIRE!

GUK
I mean, you didn't "invent" fire, you DISCOVERED fire.

GOHGOK
Oh okay, I see that YOU, Guk, just invented being an
unappreciative dick.

GUK
Ha, no I actually got that from Sog-gog!
(calling to another caveman, while pointing a thumb at Gohgok:)
Sog-gog, sick invention, this is great!

SOG-GOG (far away:)
Whatever!

GUK
Hahaha, I love that guy.

MUHBUH
Dude put that away, that smells.

GOHGOK
Guys I think this one is a big deal, and you're not, fully
appreciating what this could do for us.

Grugnug enters with a WOLF, running.

GUK and MUHBUH (bro-y, happy to see Grugnug:)
Grugnug!

GRUGNUG
Guys! Guys!

MUHBUH
What's up, dude?

GRUGNUG (kinda frantic:)
Me and this wolf, Mega Man, who I've been sharing my food with,

GUK
Dude he is sooo into that, giving food to a wolf is a great
invention.

GRUGNUG
Well I think, relatedly, well, just, look!

Grugnug starts giving Mega Man a handjob, Mega Man is immediately
on board they did this just earlier and Mega Man wants round 2.

Guk and Muhbuh are puzzled.

GUK
Okay, you're like, touching around where his back legs are?

MUHBUH
Mega Man is on top of him.

Grugnug is really giving this wolf a good time with a handjob
combined with oral. When Mega Man is done humping, Grugnug turns
the penis so that it's backwards, like it would be if Mega Man
were knotted post-sex with a she wolf.

Grugnug looks back and forth between the other cavemen and the
wolf penis.

Guk and Muhbuh point excitedly.

GUK
Grugnug invented wolf dicks!

MUHBUH
This is the best invention I've ever seen.

GOHGOK
Okay, well, he didn't INVENT wolf dicks, I think Grugnug
DISCOVERED wolf dicks.

GUK (to Grugnug:)
Okay, Grugnug: Did you INVENT wolf dicks, or DISCOVER wolf dicks?

GRUGNUG
I think, uh. I think I invented wolf dicks.

GUK (to Gohgok:)
Grugnug invented wolf dicks.

GOHGOK
You guys suck.

GUK
I. Wanna suck on that wolf dick.

MUHBUH
Dude I call second.

GRUGNUG
There's plenty of room for both of ya on this thing, come on down.

GOHGOK
Okay well I'm gonna go make more fire.

MUHBUH
Yeah whatever I don't care.

GUK
Wolf diiiiiiiick!

MUHBUH begins a chant, and then others quickly get on board:

CHANT
Wolf dick, wolf dick, wolf dick, wolf dick,

The chant continues as Guk and Muhbuh begin blowing the wolf
together.