# Characters A trans male lizard man who is a freegan obligate carnivore and loves the aroma and taste of decaying flesh. A cartographer whose lush descriptions of the landscapes she visits reveal her zoosexuality. A perpetually horny goat who speaks only in riddles. A sculptor who is not sexually attracted to dogs and frequently writes letters to people denying the allegations. A government agent who can see up to one year into the future, but can only see bubbles of the future that are within a 100ft radius of acts of bestiality. Hank, 28 F, single. A beekeeper who desires revenge. A father of six who loves lasagna and beer and watching sports, and all of his children are zoo exclusive. A pirate who can transform into a dolphin, and has a secret crush on the fellow pirate who presents the food. A tree who has a healthy and in-heat dog pussy, positioned 4′3″ above the ground. ## ζ