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# Beginnings “I’m sure you’re wondering why I’ve gathered you all here today OW MY PENIS, MY PENIS IS BEING EATEN BY DEMONS BECAUSE THEY FOUND OUT I VIOLATED THE ZETA PRINCIPLES.” – – – I can tell that zoos camped here. – – – Jillian and I were both in the watchtower, that night that a lot of us first heard about it. Skunk Delta’s voice came out over the radio, “Does anyone know how long we’ve had a goat room for?” Immediately Commander Stipe’s voice appeared on the same band, and said, “Disregard Sierra Delta’s last.” – – – It may not be the smartest to catcall the guards’ horses, but Gosh Almighty if we ain’t havin fun. – – – This is the last dog. # ζ Most within To Thine Own Self Be Zoo written by Eggshell Ghosthearth. This website contains works of literature, including narrative fiction, creative nonfiction, and poetry. Within this literature, any resemblances to any existing copyrighted materials, trademarks, or persons is completely coincidental, or is used for artistic purposes within the bounds of Public Domain, Fair Use, or Public Figure Status. Much of the literature on this site contains themes of sexuality, though is at no point intended to be pornographic. To Thine Own Self Be Zoo is a personal project and is not a for-profit endeavor.